Attention Lazamataz: Stay the hell away from such a confused store!
Man: “Pardon me ma’am - where can I find the women’s feminine hygiene department? My wife asked me to pick up tampons for her.”
Clerk: “We don’t use trigger-words words that enforce negative stereotypes in this store.”
Man: “That’s all very nice, but I just need to find the tampons.”
Clerk: “Your words are creating a toxic environment!”
Man (exasperated): “OK, how about feminine hygiene - is that OK to say?”
Clerk: “If you don’t stop I’ll be forced to call a manager!”
Man: “Is the manager a man?”