"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski'. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
‘Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski, condolences...the bums lost. My advice to you is to do what your parents did, get a job Sir. The bums will always lose! You hear me Lebowski?!? The bums will always lose!...”