Things to do in my third term:
1. Earn Nobel Piece Prize;
2. Force Congress to give me Congressional Medal of Honor;
3. Earn Congressional Medal of Honor;
4. Joooo! state still exists. Need I say more?
5. Economy not yet what Marx envisioned;
6. Gay marriage alongside Hetero marriage not yet legal;
7. Menage a toi not yet constitutional right;
8. Iran has nuclear bomb, but not yet strong enough;
9. Kurds have new state. Must crush.
10. TEA Party still legal.
The two “greatest” presidents have lifted hands rating the successes of their great tenures and both have been a recipient of the coveted Nobel Piece Prize for their work in helping the world to be more pieceful place. In one corner, Jimmy “Peanut” Carter, in the other is Barry Barack Sutera Hussein Obama.
Which one can say “I am the Greatest”? And the decision is? Hands down!