Then get an electric skillet. Bacon should be simmering all day long. Have a sign on the front door that the door handles are especially clean because they are wiped in bacon crease each morning. Prevents rust doncha know?
50 posted on 07/22/2015 3:43:28 PM PDT by DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)