Actually, I would be the opposite of that. YOU would be the church lady.
Maybe you should worship the Lord, not the institution. Revelation and the 7 churches.....you might learn something.
I know its really tough for you to stay on topic so let me reel you back in to home base.
The topic here is not your personal portal to God. Or that you obtained a Bible on internet.
The topic is whether anybody believes Trump’s profession of Christianity.
I believe him. Despite the hysterics on this thread fronm you and others There is no known reason not to.
Maybe when God contacts you with the weekly tally of non believers in the pew you can find out for sure and let us all know. :-)