When der Hildebeast gets sloppy drunk, they can blame it on the tunic. When der Hildebeast falls down drunk and breaks her wrist, they can blame it on the tunic. When der Hildebeast hits her head and forgets her name, they can blame it on the tunic. The tunic can cover up all sins, including those cankles.
Obama has the perfectly creased pant. Hillary has the perfectly bizarre tunic.