Things I really want in my 2016 Republican nominee.
1) Love America the way it was between saving Europe in WWII and saving the world when the Berlin Wall came down.
2) Mean what he/she says and say what he/she means.
3) Drive the liberals nuts.
Not necessarily in that order.
If a candidate doesn’t drive the leftards into a slavering, convulsing, howling, puking, chewing-their-own-lips-off, full-blown “Exorcist” seizure, that candidate is not morally fit for office.
but... but... you'd roll back all this wonder progress we've made - especially over the past seven years! No, we need to move forward.
(When leftists speak of "progress" they mean "regress" back to barbarism: favoritism toward barbaric religions, executing babies and selling their body parts, barbarically changing men to women and vice versa...)