Edward Joseph (Ted) Walker (28 November 1934 – 19 March 2004) was a prize-winning English poet, short story writer, travel writer, TV and radio dramatist and broadcaster. wikipedia.org
Born: November 28, 1934, Lancing, Sussex, England, UK
Died: March 19, 2004, Valencia, Spain
Nationality: British
Constitutionally ineligible to be president! Also dead.