This is right up there with
Government Spends $15 Million To Study Why Lesbians Are Fat
http://mrconservative.com/2013/06/19582-government-spends-15-million-to-study-why-lesbians-are-fat/
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I should have listened. I didn’t need to see a big picture Rosie O’Donnell