Not a country and western fan but I thought Johnny Cash’s song about stealing a car from the manufacturer was pretty funny. Not sure of the title but the refrain was “I took it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime...”
One piece at a time.https://youtu.be/rWHniL8MyMM
But it is reminiscent of the old joke of the man who left his job each day for 20 years pushing a wheelbarrow full of sawdust.
Punch line was:
"what was I stealin' all those years??
dern fool, I was stealin wheelbarrows"