Vote for my candidate or I'll stick this knife in the outlet!
If only they would. If only they would...
They seem to like doing it but if they would only listen for a change they would discover it feels really good when they stop. Gets conservatives in office to.
Of course thats the last thing a lesser evil wants. So ...CONTACT!
You know, Maybe we could just call them “Extra Crispies”. Because they have burned themselves so many times they are about charred black.