Butt Pirate Roberts strikes again.
and in a surprise ruling today, over ruling all prior vestiges of precedent and jurisprudence, the SC announced the 2A is not constitutional ruling upon a hand written request by lord high mystic ruler Obama. In the surprise announcement, the court ruled 6 to 3 that the framers must have meant the citizens were meant to keep their body part arms, not firearms. Writing for the majority, CJ Roberts said he looked back at the original document and did not see any mention of fire in the language and as such he ruled the language stands as written. Asked by the NRA attorney summoned to the court steps how he felt the written language in the O care bill was not what was meant, Roberts said, well, you have to be fluid these days. Oh, take this man into custody as he has bad thoughts.