My kid used to have some high end clearances in the USAF. I used to beg her to do what was needed to get us unto Area 51 so we could steal a UFO and make the aliens take us to their leader/home.
This is a fare saner and easier to believe thing than Bomb Boy bitching about domestic terrorism. Sort of like a hooker being upset because you paid her asking price and had sex with her.
Let me clarify...I absolutely believe he did it. I just don’t believe he did it with a straight face and hardly anyone cared.