Donald Trump is, obviously, by far the most amazing and best Christian that God ever put on Earth. Just ask him.
"I have a theory," writes Kevin D. Williamson. "I have a theory about Trump and his delusions, based, I’ll admit, on pure superstition. There’s an ancient belief, one that persists into our own time, that our names exert occult influence on our lives. And Trump’s name, while potentially comical -- 'Don-John' -- doesn’t offer much in the way of scrying. But his father’s middle name was -- true fact -- Christ. Fred Christ. Obama’s arrival was announced by a man called Emanuel, but The Donald was brought into this world by Christ himself -- Fred Christ. How could a man like that not have a messiah complex?"
-- from the thread Conservative Media Savages Trump