The TPA not only does that, it cures impedigo, removes stains, and it slices and juliennes fries! Its not just a job killer and globalist enrichment act, it’s the trade bill of 140 uses!
Buy your TPA o matic for only a billion dollars in campaign contributions. Its a bargain at twice the price!
But that’s not all. Act now and we’ll throw in the TPP, and a special CD of John Boehner singing his favorite Christmas tunes!
The TPA o matic. Get it at your Chamber Of Crony Capitalists!