Pat McCormack
The comedian Nipsy Russell used to break up audiences with a short routine about products that could change a person’s color if they wanted to change how they looked.
All I remember is “Yellow Fellow” and “Black Jack”.
I miss this truly genius comedian. He was far ahead of his time.
Pat Morita used to call himself “The Hip Nip”. Did comedy routines with a big Irish guy named “Pat” (forgot his last name), but they were funny together. Also served in US military in WW2.