Why can't you declare yourself to be "Tran-species"? Claim you are an endangered species and go for government grants, protection and shelter. Be a fish, a wolf, an owl. It makes as much sense as any of the rest of this. Liberals are their own worst enemies with their PC and faculty lounge philosophy.
THe way people pamper their pets, a plain cat or dog?
The other day I think I heard a dog say to his master that he felt he identified as human...then they put him to sleep. Did I just witness a murder?