YES! Yes, after having been a Washington State FReeper for a number of years, now it can be told! The midnight meetings, the blood sacrifices to Karl Marx, the oaths never to breathe a word of it all until at last the entire country has been converted into a dictatorship of the proletariat! Yes, now it can all be told!
(Sound of hyperventilating) - YES! YESYESYES!!
Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Mariners suck again this year. Sort of saps yer will to live.