This is no lie....I once had a doctor give me a prostate exam before a surgery and I looked at his nametag...
It read Dr. Heinie....
I am NOT kidding....I had to laugh and he just said he got that all the time....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mr Heinie well that would have lightened the mood of the whole situation that’s for sure. Reminds me of those crank calls Bart Simpson used to make..Maya Buttwreeks or Amanda Huginkiss