[Sensei Ern]

I wouldn't take you either when babes like these are at the show:

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Ha!

Those are from the “Swimsuit Contest” (logical event to hold at an auto parts swap meet).

I’ve never been, but BF says that they allow local yokels to enter, even rather portly ones, for comic relief. But the winners are always, as he puts it, “ringers from California.”