I can only speak Fortran IV.
Same here and I find it much more complete in explanation to some of the stuff my engineers work in now. I’ve written some applications in Fortran then flow charted them and have them translated into C or something else. The kids scoffed at first but seem to now find the Fortran and flow charts leave good documentation.
Why you speak with a lisp? You trying to snoball me? It’s enough to give me mumps.