“A pony is a constitutional right!”
Wait a minute! You can’t “own” a pony! Ponies got rights too!
“You can’t “own” a pony!”
You raise an important point. I say we all have to marry our ponies, just to make sure there’s no disparate-impact-environmental-injustice-gun-violence-income-inequatlity.
Same-sex pony-human marriage is a constitutional right after all.