The real lesson that everyone seems to be missing here is that you should always SHOOT DJ’s ON SIGHT!!
Now, now, then you would miss out on the opportunity to toss the DJ and all of his still plugged in equipment into the pool which would have brought this entire fiasco to its proper conclusion right quick. Instead all of these miscreants will have a long criminal career costing the taxpayers millions before they finally do something that gets them the electric chair.