By the 19 Duggars...minus the errant one, I have sinned!
I must immediately go to Walmart and buy their books...No, I don't deserve a Walmart lower price, I must go to a Barnes and Noble or some other full price outlet to attone!
And listen to Cousin Amy's album every night for a week...Yes, maybe that'll be sufficient.
Don’t know if I have the authority, but I absolve you! :)
Cousin Amy? Was she the babysitter?