Gutiérrez: I Assume God Speaks Spanish Because He Named His Only Son Jesus

Brietbart ^ | June 4, 2015 | Pam Key

[Zakeet]

Wednesday on the House floor, Rep. Luis Gutiérrez (D-IL) criticized Texas for its conspiracy theories and then said God must understand Spanish because he named his son Jesus.

[RandallFlagg]

Like they say.
Stupid should hurt.

[COBOL2Java]

[Louis Foxwell]

He criticizes the intelligence of Republicans who understand Obama is a traitor. Proof of his own brilliance is religious, cultural and philosophical illiteracy. Only the most ignorant are worthy of membership in this club.

[wardaddy]

You’re kidding

Like Amerindian culture is superior to Spanish Catholic imperial expansion

Not to me

[PAR35]

I won’t verify accuracy, but I did find this on the internet:

“Charles of Ghent Speaks Italian to His Mistresses, French to His Courtiers, German to His Soldiers, Spanish to His Churchmen, and Dutch to His Horse”

[HOYA97]

Bad things tend to happen to those who mock God...just sayin.

[Nervous Tick]

Sacreligious as all get-out. But funny! Since you're into Dilbert... do you recall a cartoon where the pointy-headed boss was showing Dilbert the new all-inclusive "Cyborg 2000" capsule cubicle? It had a feeding tube so the occupant need not leave for meals. Dilbert asked about waste disposal and the boss showed him another tube and said "Let's just say you don't want to get these two mixed up". I looked and looked on line but I never found that one.

[Organic Panic]

Why does he not live-in Mexico?

OH YEAG. Because Mexico enforces their immigration laws.

[Sergio]

Point One. Gutiérrez is an idiot. Point Two. Origin of the name Jesus: English form of Ιησους (Iesous), which was the Greek form of the Aramaic name יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshu’a). Yeshu’a is itself a contracted form of Yehoshu’a (see JOSHUA). Yeshua ben Yoseph, better known as Jesus Christ, was the central figure of the New Testament and the source of the Christian religion. Point Three. Gutiérrez is an idiot. Point Four. God, Jesus, Holy Spirit speak any and all languages. Point Five. Gutiérrezis an idiot.

[atc23]

In Jesus’ time, you could only be a Rabbi if you were married. Very interesting

[atc23]

Ever notice that democrats are always frothing at the mouth - what is it with these people?

[ozzymandus]

I cannot stand this traitor.

[Starstruck]

It is my understanding that “Jesus” is the Greek for “Yeshua”.

I agree and wonder why if the biblical verses that refer to things "being done in my name" are being co-opted by a false name.

[vpintheak]

Dumb pandering politician. God created it all, so of course he speaks ALL languages.

[Pietro]

We need a new word to describe the this level jack@ssedness.

I humbly submit the term: Democrat.

[ez]

Wow. It didn’t dawn on the schmuck that the Hispanics might be named after Jesus? Epic Fail.

[jocon307]

Please, please tell me he was joking. If it’s a joke it’s slightly amusing, if he meant it he’s too stupid to live.

[jocon307]

I worked for a couple of Egyptian brother and one told me that they spoke English for business, Arabic if they were discussing personal matters, and French for more intellectual discussions because French was what they had learned at school.

Several times I heard them discuss a single issue in all three languages.

The brother who was the boss was really brilliant, and he could speak Italian too. (And who knows what other languages, he was nutty but super, super smart). I once heard him have an hour long discussion with an Italian vendor (who only spoke Italian) filled with a discussion of pieces, prices, all kinds of numbers.

[ExCTCitizen]

What a moron..he is a nut..

[ChicagahAl]

Gutiérrez isn’t Mexican.

As one poster pointed out; he is Puerto Rican.

And Communist.

Actual Communist.