The nimrod would tell ‘em that they can’t buy more than 32 ounces of sweet tea at a time and people would start looking for rope and a tall tree...
As a life long New Yorker with very conservative leaning I would endorse Bloomberg.
He knows how to get opposing political groups to work together, he knows how to balance a budget (while controlling taxes), he is strong on public safety and defense, the cops liked him as did the firefighters, he greatly improved the schools, he stood up to the unions and did not tolerate foolishness from other elected officials.
Some of his social ideas are a bit screwy but you are never going to find the politician with whom you will always agree.
BTW: He is a licensed jet and helicopter pilot and he can’t be bought.