"My fellow high school graduates, I stand before you today to announce something that will shock many of you..I stand before you as a heterosexual male.(audience boos) I plan on courting a person of the opposite sex, a true female, not one butchered to try to become one. (audience boos louder, throws tomatoes) I will first marry and then, God willing, impregnate her and raise a family to be also hetero. (audience screaming obscenities) I know that is not a popular life choice, but it is a choice I have made. Thank you and may God Bless everyone of you!" (audience members jump on stage with machete knives, chase valedictorian off stage)
That is seriously what would happen. And the administrators would be leading the charge.