Actually, the study is worth hundreds of billions of dollars in lost sales. Compared to that, paying people to scream that it isn't worth sh!@t and scuff the floor with FUD is a trivial expense.
I wish.
For mere money I'll express any opinion the payer wishes. So long as it's not fundamentally against my principals.
If you believe ibuprofen causes murder, you need to start taking those other pills they're talking about.