Quick!
Everybody go out and put bricks on the gas pedals of your SUVs!
We can beat this!
And, by all means, remove those catalytic converters. We’ve no time to waste.
Nah; I’ll just do more plowing tomorrow and spit more diesel hydrocarbons into the air, but tonight I will just throw another log in the fireplace, it’s still colder than a well diggers wazoo up here.
>> Everybody go out and put bricks on the gas pedals of your SUVs!
No way! Fuel costs money!
However, that big ol’ pile of tires in the back forty... burning them is FREE. Can’t wait for the next Erf Day Bonfire! :-)