"Now the people come in here all the same age. I ask a girl, 'how old are you?' She says, 'seventeen.' I say, 'that's nice. How old is your friend?' She says, 'seventeen.' I say, 'how old is your mother?' 'Seventeen.' 'How old is your father? 'Seventeen.' What's the matter? Everybody seventeen? What happened to eighteen? What happened to nineteen? What happened to twenty?
Everybody's seventeen!
Chinese Rock and Egg Roll--Buddy Hackett (1955)