Coming soon: now that the water running down your driveway is under federal control because it is a “navigable waterway”, the next step is to extend federal control over the water in your home’s pipes because they could easily end up watering your lawn, which would drain into your driveway, a long-established federal “navigable waterway”.
All your rights and property are belong to us.
There were screaming matches in the office as all our profit disappeared... you see... railroad maintenance is already heavily regulated by fedzilla... The environmental girl told us that the EPA considers a "waterway" as "navigable" if a microbe may cross the boundary of the project. I was like, "No, this is a obstructed drainage violation of 49 CFR 213... CLEAN THE DITCH"