Reminds me of one of those silly old farmer’s daughter jokes:
Two farmers that have been friends for years. One had a teen aged son, the other had a teenaged daughter. Eventually, the two kids started dating. The girls father went to his friends house one day and said that the two kids had to stop dating. “Well, why”? Asked his friend. “Because, this morning I saw his name written in the snow, in my yard”!
The boys father said that it is common for young men to pee their names in the snow and to not worry about it. The girls father replies, “Don’t you think that I know my own daughters handwriting”????????
Ouch!