NOPE, YOUR STILL SCREWED; right now I am throwing another log on the fireplace in order to add more carbon and other miscellaneous pollutants to the air, in order to hasten the EVIL GOREBAL warming. Relocating to the Central Valley will not save you; my EVIL plan to stave off the cold (still colder than a whores heart up here) will DOOM you all.
The Central Valley will become my private inland sea so I can fish for Rock Cod every day. I will loot the sunken cities of Sacramento, Stockton, Modesto, Madera, and Fresno with my scuba gear.
I will be wealthy beyond imagination, I will be king of all I survey.
Please don’t rat me out, I still hope my plan will work.
Oh, I'm sure it will work but only if the ice shelf melts and fills the valley. If it doesn't, we can all go down to the Wharf and get some nice fried abalone and watch the gulls.