how about:
Man arrested after failed assassination attempt.
If you put George’s name in the headline it continues to fan the flame.
And if you put George is arrested - definitely pushing buttongs
Yes, an attempted assassination.
I nailed it from the start:
http://gunwatch.blogspot.com/2015/05/george-zimmerman-survives-apparent.html
Is that some kind of underwear?
I...can't...turn...it...off...