[ican'tbelieveit]

how about:

Man arrested after failed assassination attempt.

If you put George’s name in the headline it continues to fan the flame.

And if you put George is arrested - definitely pushing buttongs

[marktwain]

Yes, an attempted assassination.

I nailed it from the start:

http://gunwatch.blogspot.com/2015/05/george-zimmerman-survives-apparent.html

[VRW Conspirator]

definitely pushing buttongs

Is that some kind of underwear?

I...can't...turn...it...off...