Montgomery to Eisenhower:
"I say, Ike, old boy, you wouldn't have a spare corps handy that you could lend me, would you? Seems you've chased all the Jerries around in front of me! And with their backs to the sea they're not surrendering like the ones in your front. There's a good chap. I'll return them straight away. Thanks awfully."
Eisenhower to Bradley:
"Send that Limey bastard a corps immediately. The sooner we win this thing, the sooner I'll never need to hear from him again.