To: left that other site
There was a Dave Barry cartoon that had two people, one going to heaven and the other to hell. The line for one was, “Welcome to heaven. Here’s your harp.” The other was, “Welcome to hell. Here’s your accordion.”
37 posted on
05/03/2015 7:53:46 PM PDT by
Publius
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To: Publius
Ha Ha Ha!
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stops after 100 rounds..
40 posted on
05/03/2015 7:56:29 PM PDT by
left that other site
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To: Publius
These jokes are so bad they make me want to sit in a circle and pass around a fifth.
43 posted on
05/03/2015 8:00:09 PM PDT by
left that other site
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