Here's my cockamamie story about ethnic cleansing of Ukrainians in Russia:
Feb 15 2015 - Thousands of ethic Ukrainians have been killed and thousands more were injured in Russia after a government-sanctioned day of violence against people of Ukrainian background. Anyone with a Ukrainian complexion or speaking with a Ukrainian accent was targeted by gangs of Russian nationalists roaming the cities of Moscow, StPetersburg, as well as scores of other Russian cities. "Kill khokhols, save Russia!" - yelled the spokesman for one of the gangs, before adding that he's for a peaceful coexistence of the two nations , as long as one of them doesn't exist.
At least five 2-year old boys were crucified by the Russians. Throughout the country, hospitals were instructed not to accept people with any kind of injuries. "It is better to let some Russians die than to let an injured Ukrainian live." - said the director of Moscow's Alexseev Hospital No. 1.
On Monday, the Liberal Democrat fraction in Duma will be putting forth a motion to outlaw blue and yellow colors.
Feel free to use it as a real news story :)