This week's schedule:
Monday -- Buggery Without the Mess.
Tuesday -- Newest Homo Fashions for Ease of Access
Wednesday -- Religious Oppression: A How-To Workshop
Thursday -- Let's Add Another Letter to LBTQIALMNOP
Friday -- Free-Range Orgy; Bring Your Own Mazola
Saturday -- STD's: Evading Responsibility
Sunday -- Satanic Worship Service
You concocted that yourself?
It’s awesome.
But you forgot the Sunday evening program, “Grooming boys for anal rape” at 6:30.