Sort of like Reform School?
Whoops!
I forgot to say the reason why they were gushing about the need for public BOARDING schools was to combat truancy and PLAYING HOOKY.
How’s that for a liberal solution, huh..?
To prevent them from being late or skipping school, SIMPLY MAKE THEM **LIVE** AT SCHOOL.
Uninsured people? Okay, the solution is simply to FORCE them to buy insurance.
Ya know what..?
Actually ANY time you encounter a problem, just USE FORCE. How’s that for being innovative, huh?
Everything solved...!