Constable is an elected office here in Texas, too. I gather that constables are different from sheriffs, but I’m not sure how.
>> I was considering a message on the roof.
How about painting it a pixelated camo pattern?
Our Constable was pretty laid back. He worked a full time 2nd shift job and mostly told us teenagers to quit cutting across Mildred’s yard.
I only saw him take someone into custody one time in 30 years. Keith (the constable) was standing on the sidewalk when some clown made a u-turn in the middle of the street while tipping up a 40 oz Budweiser and almost took out a little kid on his bike.