Posted on 04/13/2015 9:39:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
‘__________one made it to the Oval Office.’
BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha!!!
(PS We have a ‘Kozak’ son-in-law - - )
I was just discussing the concept of “toddler” with my boys yesterday. It was a fine exercise in category development.
“Kathleen is a toddler.”
“No, she isn’t. She’s 3! That means she’s a preschooler.”
“But we don’t go to school.”
*long pause*
“Well, she’s a 3-year-old. They’re not toddlers.”
Frank: “Eli’s brother is a toddler.”
Loud scoffing and derision. (Eli’s brother is 8 weeks old.)
Kathleen: “I’m not a baby. I’m a girl!”
All: “You’re a baby unless you use the toilet.”
Kathleen: “TOOOOOOOOOOM!”
Tom: “All of you KNOCK IT OFF!”
We agreed that a child is past “toddler” when he is 2, unless he’s physically impaired.
Maybe the SS have had enough of Bozo,and his Rick James look-alike wife, and just don’t give a Shiite.
The current occupant really wants a massive security fence around the White House to replace the quaint nineteenth century wrought iron job currently surrounding it. These absurd breaches make the case for him.
“... You’re a baby unless you use the toilet..”
Hysterical! We used that line as well. It worked about the same... :)
That’s a hilarious peek into the daily life of the Tax-chick household, lol.
Can’t believe Kathleen is three already. Wow. Sounds like she’s the life of the party! Poor Tom, hehe.
Tom - 6’3” and 260# - is Kathleen’s private Brute Squad, and Kathleen is Tom’s tiny Evil Minion. Her heart will be broken when he goes to his summer camp job for 8 weeks. Maybe we’ll have time for toilet training while a few teens are gone. A baby can’t learn to use the bathroom when some else is always in there!
That’s funny. She’ll practically have the throne all to herself, lol.
A few teens gone? Never mind Kathleen, the *fridge* is really going to feel abandoned!
Bill will be here all summer. He eats like he has a tapeworm.
I consider a toddler as one who toddles.
You know, unsteady on their feet, unsure about their abilities.
My daughter is 3.5 and climbs, runs, hammers nails, uses a power screwdriver, etc., so I do not consider her to toddle any more, which is sad, because my baby is growing up.
It can be a learning opportunity!
We are smart alecks in my house, and with only one child we did not always lock the door. So when daughter would barge in ask what I was doing I'd say
"Pooping.
On the potty.
Like a big kid.
You should try it".
I told my daughter she should use the toilet “like her brothers,” but then had to reconsider. They make an awful mess.
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