Work with a guy who married a mexican gal. He eats mexican food every day for lunch (leftovers from dinner the night before). One day he came in to work minus the leftovers, and he went out for lunch. When he returned from lunch I said to him what did you have for lunch? He responded that “he decided not to have mexican, so he went to Chipotle’s”.
It was the perfect zinger.
Much like the guy who gave his Olive Garden waitress a $10,000 tip so that she’d be able to go to Italy and find out what Italian food tastes like. :=)