California keeps them because they are so juicy
Oh we don’t keep our illegals. We share them with the rest of the country. And we import more to replace the ones we send you.
Would you prefer MS-13, Surenos, Nortenos, White Fence Gang? We have them all and so will you.
If you’re quick you can tie up the spray paint franchise, because graffiti is a major part of the new culture we will be sending you. Enjoy.