Such a ‘Rising Star’!....
His ‘conservative’ tea-party shelf life lasted as long as a 4th of July sparkler.
Yeah b-but he can drink water while talking! Doesn't that count for something? Product placement man! He's helping the spring water industry, I mean what other politician does commercials during a speech? Awesome!
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