[BerniesFriend]

"ew..Kissinger..he is, like, so old, like, over 35, ewww. You like my hairrr? It's pulled back so I look like my grandma! Anyway, Kissinger, isn't he like related to the Kardashians? Oh well, I so gotta go. There is a bitching sale at Forever 21! Laterrrr!"

[jjotto]

And she was a CIA analyst, expert on the Middle East. Ya can’t make this stuff up!