The day this muslim won the presidency, I bought my first gun in twenty years.
In the following year I purchased an armory and a boat load of supplies, which I promptly lost while cleaning them, on a sail boat.
Weird thing was it a jice sunny day, I was sipping scotch and a damned wave over took the boat.
Nearly capsized too.
Couldn’t save anything but, the scotch and now my sponsor won’t talk to me....
“In the following year I purchased an armory”
Has a familiar ring to it!