[gdani]

You are going to have to do better than that before I bother to take you seriously.

Would it help if I posted a statistic I made up?

I don't want you to feel isolated & all alone in your embarrassment.

How about this? -- Water freezes at 41 degrees.

[DiogenesLamp]

Would it help if I posted a statistic I made up?

No, the lies you are currently telling qualify.