” Republican legislators are controlled by the NRA”. WTH? I thought it was the Koch Bros that controlled congress. “
Let me explain...
They all sit at a huge round table in a circular room hidden in a volcano. On the walls are world maps tracking their plans for domination. They all wear masks and every so often, one of them shows an inclination to be less evil so another of them, usually La Pierre, pulls a lever and the wavering guy falls, chair and all, into a shark pit to be an example for the others to be even more ruthless. There used to be 3 Koch brothers but now the remaining 2 are, shall we say, dedicated.
Good thing the caped crusader, mild mannered George Soros, is on their trial with his super car and shoes stuffed with gadgets supplied by Q.
trial = trail
LOL! Obviously you’ve been subjected to total immersion of Austin Powers type mind altering. “They call me number two.”