To: libstripper
The first time his "exercise equipment" beat him up it punched him in the left eye.
The second his time his "exercise equipment" got medieval on his buttocks was with a punch to his right eye.
Harry should become the spokesman for Senators Against Dangerous Exercise Equipment! Why isn't he suing the manufacturers of the equipment that beat him up and leading a one man parade against such defective devices?
8 posted on
03/29/2015 6:30:22 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Maybe his "exercise equipment" is possessed. Time to call Ace!
9 posted on
03/29/2015 6:31:59 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
10 posted on
03/29/2015 6:32:56 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
live like an animal, die like an animal...
11 posted on
03/29/2015 6:35:00 AM PDT by
varyouga
To: Jack Hydrazine
That right side on the Face reminds me of some results of some Boot stomping I saw when I was younger. Harry always brags about what a great Boxer he was. I wonder what happened.
To: Jack Hydrazine
Why isn’t he suing the manufacturers of the equipment? How many accidents are caused each year by this equipment? Has the EPA made them put a warning label on them? What are the statistics? What is the name of the manufacturer? People need to be warned against using this type of equipment. It might put the company out of business. Is Harry the only victim? It appears this is the second time he has had an accident. I think after the first incident I would find some other way to exercise. Harry has a history of imaginary friends telling him things. Perhaps this story is one he imagined because the truth would be unflattering.
To: Jack Hydrazine
Looks like the first piece of exercise equipment was left-handed.
22 posted on
03/29/2015 8:01:29 AM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
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