[Cowman]

Put Tony Hall in a reasonably priced car and then have a chimney fall on him..

How about have him drive across Alabama with "Dale Earnhart was a poof" painted on the side

[Olog-hai]

Do they know what “poof” means in Alabama, in that sense?

[minnesota_bound]

The lady at the gas station there and her “boys” and their hound dogs would see to it that Tony Hall ended up either as alligator bait or on a chain gang.